naruto
have i ever said i hated naruto, that manga series? well, that's wrong now. cos i hate it to the core. naruto sucks. naruto is bullshit. i despise the series. in fact, i find it quite traumatising that i used to like naruto.
the manga and anime series were pretty cool until sasuke left this half-assed village called konoha. ever since, the next 400? chapters have been devoted to finding him or some other shit like that. you know what that sounds like to me? yeah, it sounds like a load of crap.
over the next 3 years or so (that's right, fags, 3 years), naruto just got suckier and shittier. and in the same 3 years, i heard/read about the storyline a few times and it never failed to put me to sleep. naruto > lullabies. i came to know that my favourite characters in the story had -GASP!- died. so what's the point of the story now that kakashi and itachi are dead, huh? the manga series is now devoid of its final semblances of coolness.
here's a little more crap about the stupid plot. there's this organisation called akatsuki which wants to unite all the tailed monsters (theres like 9 of these shits) and all the members are pretty mysterious. well, 3 years back, everyone was longing to know the identity of the organisation's leader. but suddenly, there's this shitfucker called tobi who joins akatsuki. and when finally the identity of the leader is revealed, it is at the same time revealed that he is, in actual fact, not really the leader but actually a puppet figure for tobi, who is the real leader. can someone say "wtf" out loud? what the hell is this shit supposed to be? a twist? it sucks so bad it sounds like a big lie told by a 2 year-old. SNORE.
OH but wait, did i mention that tobi is not really tobi? yes, that's right. he is the "banished something" or whatever from the uchiha clan, uchiha madara. apparently hes some old fag whos errr... planning to take over the world or some shit like that (cheesy overused plot). naruto still sucks.
and naruto himself is a big wuss. what the hell, everytime he fights, he ends up getting owned. theres no two ways about that. but suddenly, he will accidentally unleash the kyuubi inside him and he will win the fight. how corny is that? the biggest thing about that shit that pisses me off is that everytime he wins, he will give his signature smile and signature quote, "i have gotten stronger, i must protect my friends". fuck your friends, naruto and fuck you too. then this little fucker runs off to train with a pervert and learns all sorts of bullshit skills which he never uses at all. in fact, the only thing he uses in battles are his cloning skill, his luck and his cloning skill (yes he can use this skill more than once, or twice). in fact, his fights are so damn boring and so long and so full of philosophical shit that it pisses the shit out of everyone and not just me. naruto sucks.
and have i mentioned that naruto is gay? well i was on onemanga.com a few minutes ago as i was looking for the latest chapter of one piece (best manga series in the world) when i happened to chance upon naruto chapter 455. being curious, i clicked the link. after just one or two pages, naruto said, "sasuke is my friend, i loved those times we had together". WHAT THE FUCK?! this reinforces my point that the recurring theme in this series is that naruto wants to bring sasuke back to konoha all the time. im not saying that theres anything wrong with recurring themes, except if it recurs one time too many (ie, 400 chapters). fuck you naruto, stop being a closet faggot. if you want to be gay, just tell the whole damn world. i think the only shit in naruto's mind is his childhood friend sasuke and that's not being loyal, thats just being retarded and having too much time on his hands. guess what, people? naruto still sucks, period.
I HATE NARUTO, they should just cancel it and kill the author(s) <-- i dont believe so much bullshit could come out of one author alone.
the manga and anime series were pretty cool until sasuke left this half-assed village called konoha. ever since, the next 400? chapters have been devoted to finding him or some other shit like that. you know what that sounds like to me? yeah, it sounds like a load of crap.
over the next 3 years or so (that's right, fags, 3 years), naruto just got suckier and shittier. and in the same 3 years, i heard/read about the storyline a few times and it never failed to put me to sleep. naruto > lullabies. i came to know that my favourite characters in the story had -GASP!- died. so what's the point of the story now that kakashi and itachi are dead, huh? the manga series is now devoid of its final semblances of coolness.
here's a little more crap about the stupid plot. there's this organisation called akatsuki which wants to unite all the tailed monsters (theres like 9 of these shits) and all the members are pretty mysterious. well, 3 years back, everyone was longing to know the identity of the organisation's leader. but suddenly, there's this shitfucker called tobi who joins akatsuki. and when finally the identity of the leader is revealed, it is at the same time revealed that he is, in actual fact, not really the leader but actually a puppet figure for tobi, who is the real leader. can someone say "wtf" out loud? what the hell is this shit supposed to be? a twist? it sucks so bad it sounds like a big lie told by a 2 year-old. SNORE.
OH but wait, did i mention that tobi is not really tobi? yes, that's right. he is the "banished something" or whatever from the uchiha clan, uchiha madara. apparently hes some old fag whos errr... planning to take over the world or some shit like that (cheesy overused plot). naruto still sucks.
and naruto himself is a big wuss. what the hell, everytime he fights, he ends up getting owned. theres no two ways about that. but suddenly, he will accidentally unleash the kyuubi inside him and he will win the fight. how corny is that? the biggest thing about that shit that pisses me off is that everytime he wins, he will give his signature smile and signature quote, "i have gotten stronger, i must protect my friends". fuck your friends, naruto and fuck you too. then this little fucker runs off to train with a pervert and learns all sorts of bullshit skills which he never uses at all. in fact, the only thing he uses in battles are his cloning skill, his luck and his cloning skill (yes he can use this skill more than once, or twice). in fact, his fights are so damn boring and so long and so full of philosophical shit that it pisses the shit out of everyone and not just me. naruto sucks.
and have i mentioned that naruto is gay? well i was on onemanga.com a few minutes ago as i was looking for the latest chapter of one piece (best manga series in the world) when i happened to chance upon naruto chapter 455. being curious, i clicked the link. after just one or two pages, naruto said, "sasuke is my friend, i loved those times we had together". WHAT THE FUCK?! this reinforces my point that the recurring theme in this series is that naruto wants to bring sasuke back to konoha all the time. im not saying that theres anything wrong with recurring themes, except if it recurs one time too many (ie, 400 chapters). fuck you naruto, stop being a closet faggot. if you want to be gay, just tell the whole damn world. i think the only shit in naruto's mind is his childhood friend sasuke and that's not being loyal, thats just being retarded and having too much time on his hands. guess what, people? naruto still sucks, period.
I HATE NARUTO, they should just cancel it and kill the author(s) <-- i dont believe so much bullshit could come out of one author alone.
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